How are you? Actually never mind.

How are you? Actually, never mind. I already know. You don't have to tell me you went to Ireland. I was on your facebook page not too long ago. I peeped the pictures from your summer  trip to visit your friend. I know you got a new puppy, you don't have to tell me about it. I know it's a pug, I saw the pictures and it's pretty cute and I know it's name is Edgar. I've also assumed you got it to feel better about your boyfriend dumping you and by the look on your face I've assumed correctly. Your relationship status didn't change to single, it just disappeared altogether, which is pretty much the same thing. I'm not a creep, really, the little tile of your face just popped up in that random group of six displayed friends and I thought: "haven't seen her in a while, wonder what she's up to". And after about ten minutes of finding out about your life, I finished my coffee and had to get back to my own. It's too bad we ran into each other now instead of three days ago. I probably would have waited for an answer. So what's up with me? I don't know, check my facebook page.